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hail discordia!
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“ It has been observed in the wealth of available literature on pyschoactive chemicals that people with serious emotional problems are rarely attracted to the particular drugs, legal or otherwise, that lessen the effect of those problems. Rather, those with a choice tend to choose chemicals that mimic their symptoms.
Depressives, for example, are drawn to booze, where hyperactive, neurotic types tend to guzzle down cigarettes and other stimulants. Narcissists love cocaine, and people with a tendency to paranoia and delusion find themselves soothed by mild hallucinogens like marijuana.
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“In the end, his contribution to humanity stood in direct proportion to the mini-golf pencils contribution to literature” — Dr. L (via neatonomicon) -
FNORD Jahresrückblick 2012 - FNORD News Show [29C3]
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“Dear Internet” by Tina Fey
From PerezHilton.com/Posted by jerkstore on Wednesday, 1/21/2009, 11:21 P.M.
“In my opinion Tina Fey completely ruined SNL. The only reason she’s celebrated is because she’s a woman and an outspoken liberal. She has not a single funny bone in her body.”
“Dear jerkstore,
Huzzah for the Truth Teller! Women in this country have been over-celebrated for too long. Just last night there was a story on my local news about a “missing girl,” and they must have dedicated seven or eight minutes to “where she was last seen” and “how she might have been abducted by a close family friend,” and I thought, “What is this, the News for Chicks?” Then there was some story about Hillary Clinton flying to some country because she’s secretary of state. Why do we keep talking about these dumdums? We are a society that constantly celebrates no one but women and it must stop! I want to hear what the men of the world have been up to. What fun new guns have they invented? What are they raping these days? What’s Michael Bay’s next film going to be?
When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn’t think anyone would notice, but I persevered because—like you trying to do a nine-piece jigsaw puzzle—it was a labor of love.
I’m not one to toot my own horn, but I feel safe with you, jerkstore, so I’ll say it. Everything you ever hated on SNL was by me, and anything you ever liked was by someone else who did it against my will.
Sincerely,
Tina Fey
P.S. You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.”
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I know what went wrong with the apocalypse - seven seals were broken though there were supposed to be eight.
Do you know what the symbols may mean?
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